Reblogged from songbird-mermaid-deactivated201 :
Flawless.
Bitch. We all know her hair is fake. I heard it turned brown and isn’t even magical anymore.
(Source: llohan)
Reblogged from scarymerry :
My family is concerned. I’m laughing too hard.
(Source: thracekara)
Reblogged from scarymerry :
With that dark blob and that circular thing that looks like a cap, it kind of looks like Aladdin giving Tarzan head (and not very good head, judging by his expression).
He should get lessons from my husband. According to his manservant, he has no gag reflex.
(Source: innoxiousichthyarcadian)
Reblogged from little-lotte-labouf :
Lookit me! Don’t Ah look just fa-bu-lous in this outfit?
Woahhh, someone needs a Xanax.
A Xana-what? Issat some sort o’ space alien?
It’s a pill prescribed to people that freak out like that.
Reblogged from little-lotte-labouf :
Lookit me! Don’t Ah look just fa-bu-lous in this outfit?
Woahhh, someone needs a Xanax.
Reblogged from littleredwolfinghood :
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I’m bored and you’re hot. Simple really. Now entertain me.Well aren’t you forward. Don’t you have a prince back home who would be upset if I did?

Pssh, ever heard of a beard?
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